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Joseph's Machines

@josephsmachines229 videos19 yrs

Joseph's Machines' Latest YouTube Videos & Shorts

Subs7.86M

130Kin 28d

Views4.91B

132.09Min 28d

Est. Rev.$31K

Up 9%vs prior 14d

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Joseph's Machines’s most recent 48 uploads

  • The latest upload vidIQ has for Joseph's Machines is “I created a machine to make my morning routine easier! Thanks @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh 🧼”, a Short published Oct 13, 2026.
  • These are Joseph's Machines’s 48 most recent public uploads vidIQ has data for, published between Feb 14, 2024 and Oct 13, 2026 (7 long-form videos and 41 Shorts).
  • Median views across these 48 uploads: 1,107,793. 24 videos are above that median and 24 below.
  • Most viewed in the sample: “World’s first bed-making contraption @Silentnightbeds” (964,928,924 views, Mar 20, 2024). Least viewed: “A contraption that dresses me... in front of an audience!” (80,183 views, Oct 1, 2026).
  • Median length: 1:53 for 7 long-form videos; 0:48 for 41 Shorts.
  • In this sample, Joseph's Machines’s consecutive uploads were a median of 13 days apart (shortest gap 0 days, longest 122 days).
  • Views are lifetime totals as of Oct 29, 2026, so newer uploads have had less time to collect them. These figures describe only the videos listed here, not the whole channel, and do not show why any video performed as it did. Dates are UTC.
Joseph's Machines’s most recent uploads, newest first, with publication date (UTC), format, lifetime views and length
VideoPublished (UTC)ViewsLength
I created a machine to make my morning routine easier! Thanks @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh 🧼180,8050:22
Thank you @silentnightbedsuk for this valuable addition to my modern lifestyle.749,4260:20
A contraption that dresses me... in front of an audience!80,18314:54
I got dressed in Austria! Thanks @silentnightbedsuk for the bed and @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh135,792,5011:04
My top 10 animal cameos! Which one is your favourite?185,8292:14
Don’t skip lunch!230,7901:25
Come watch me get dressed, LIVE! @arselectronica175,1020:18
For more behind the scenes content join my free Substack! Go to josephsmachines.substack.com212,9142:18
With @AviationGin Cranberry Blood Orange the cocktails make themselves. #ad105,2630:22
I thought piano would be a relaxing hobby 🎹359,8660:48
Behind every smooth contraption there’s a handful of blooper-worthy takes @silentnightbedsuk190,0990:42
For anyone who’s ever lost a fight with a duvet cover. Thank you @silentnightbedsuk  🛏️91,638,2430:41
💳 It all starts with a tap. Thanks @airwallex for keeping things moving.12,581,3361:12
3 January 2026273,5291:04
Gifting a @barbour scarf just got a Gift-O-Matic upgrade. Wallace and Gromit would be proud!8,236,3340:30
Let CoffeeB take the morning shift ☕️12,588,6190:53
Warning: Do not try with inferior luggage.  Proudly presenting CASETiFY Travel1,773,3551:45
What really happens to your bags after drop off2,020,5911:48
This machine will haunt me forever. At least I’ve got @DrSquatch Halloween soap 🎃 🧼400,0380:59
My favourite Halloween tradition🧊⛓️‍💥 Thank you @DrSquatch for the Halloween soaps🎃8,690,1601:11

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As of 2026-10-28, Joseph's Machines has 7,860,000 subscribers, 4,908,259,690 total views, and 229 videos. It ranks #4,455 by subscribers among channels tracked by vidIQ.

Ranked #4,455 worldwide, #116 in United Kingdom and #1,910 in Entertainment.

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