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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

@crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt1,095 videos17 yrs

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

@crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt1,095 videos17 yrsUpdated Oct 27, 2026

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3Kin 28d

ViewsTotal Views42.31M42,308,499

1.22Min 28d

Est. Rev.Est. Monthly Rev.$4K$3,878

Down 10%vs prior 14d

Updated Oct 27, 2026

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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't’s most recent 48 uploads

The latest upload vidIQ has for Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't is “Da Queen of the Andes Nice - Bolivia Botany Journal Day 5”, a long-form video published Oct 25, 2026.
These are Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't’s 48 most recent public uploads vidIQ has data for, published between Jul 3, 2026 and Oct 25, 2026 (18 long-form videos and 30 Shorts).
Median views across these 48 uploads: 47,941. 24 videos are above that median and 24 below.
Most viewed in the sample: “Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America - Miami (Episode 5)” (251,483 views, Sep 20, 2026). Least viewed: “Da Queen of the Andes Nice - Bolivia Botany Journal Day 5” (19,513 views, Oct 25, 2026).
Median length: 29:59 for 18 long-form videos; 2:51 for 30 Shorts.
In this sample, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't’s consecutive uploads were a median of 2 days apart (shortest gap 0 days, longest 7 days).
Views are lifetime totals as of Oct 27, 2026, so newer uploads have had less time to collect them. These figures describe only the videos listed here, not the whole channel, and do not show why any video performed as it did. Dates are UTC.

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't’s most recent uploads, newest first, with publication date (UTC), format, lifetime views and length
Video	Published (UTC)	Format	Views	Length
Da Queen of the Andes Nice - Bolivia Botany Journal Day 5	Oct 25, 2026	Long-form	19,513	39:15
What Did Chicago Look Like 500 Years Ago?	Oct 24, 2026	Short	29,716	2:51
Explaining Cempasúchil Marigolds in Cicero, Illinois	Oct 21, 2026	Short	21,034	2:40
Get Your Ma Some Rocks from the Banded Iron Formation	Oct 19, 2026	Short	40,728	2:20
The Bolivian Trichocereus Dungeon	Oct 18, 2026	Short	22,076	2:54
Hypoxic Fun with Azorella compacta at 15,000' in Bolivia	Oct 16, 2026	Short	97,790	2:54
The Resurrection Cactus - Bolivia Botany Journal Day 4	Oct 14, 2026	Long-form	33,435	34:07
Cactus Forests of Bolivia - Bolivia Botany Journal Day 3	Oct 9, 2026	Long-form	46,414	38:12
Bolivian Botany Journal Day 2	Oct 4, 2026	Long-form	27,598	37:52
Bolivia Botany Journal Day 1	Oct 1, 2026	Long-form	53,806	20:08
I Came to Bolivia to See the Sister Species to My Favorite Texas Plant	Oct 1, 2026	Short	25,370	2:50
Bat-pollinated Tobacco in the Dry Forests	Sep 30, 2026	Short	50,354	2:44
A Tree Cactus with Leaves in the Inter-Andean Valleys of Bolivia	Sep 28, 2026	Short	50,200	2:59
The "Resurrection Plant" from Bolivia	Sep 26, 2026	Short	33,562	2:57
Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America - Miami (Episode 5)	Sep 20, 2026	Long-form	251,483	18:53
Real Easy Compost Recipe	Sep 17, 2026	Short	76,929	2:46
The Native Seed Research Plot	Sep 13, 2026	Long-form	61,209	20:10
The Silverleaf Sunflower	Sep 11, 2026	Short	41,828	3:00
The Texas Zig-Zag Fern that Grows out of Hot Limestone Outcrops	Sep 8, 2026	Short	217,670	3:00
The Plant That Was Made by the Wind	Sep 6, 2026	Long-form	60,375	22:00
Botanizing the Alamo	Sep 6, 2026	Short	34,267	2:00
I Did NOT Get Kicked Out of Denver Botanic Garden	Aug 30, 2026	Long-form	175,199	46:19
De-indoctrinating from the Aristocratic Neurosis Garden	Aug 23, 2026	Long-form	89,317	27:28
A Plant That Was Bred by the Wind	Aug 21, 2026	Short	58,385	2:59
Exploiting a New Kink Market for Repressed Megachurch Preachers	Aug 20, 2026	Short	64,038	0:54
Testing Native Species Denver Botanical Gardens	Aug 20, 2026	Short	43,043	3:00
Growing Texas Madrone in Denver, Colorado	Aug 18, 2026	Short	30,097	2:47
The Rare Plant Community of Heggies Rock, Georgia	Aug 16, 2026	Long-form	32,809	25:24
Rare Plants of Shale Buttes in Pueblo County Colorado	Aug 15, 2026	Short	35,718	3:00
Destroying Part of a National Park for a Performative Border Wall	Aug 11, 2026	Long-form	28,407	3:39
Cumberland Rosemary and Flood Scoured Habitat in Tennessee	Aug 10, 2026	Short	24,470	2:47
An Unsuspecting Carnivorous Plant from Appalachia - Triantha glutinosa	Aug 8, 2026	Short	51,983	2:58
How Prairie Fires Restore Water to Soil & Why Prairies Need to Burn	Aug 2, 2026	Long-form	44,857	1:11:09
Limestone Glades of Nashville	Jul 30, 2026	Long-form	25,136	27:47
Incredible Native Plant Public Garden in Atlanta, Georgia	Jul 28, 2026	Short	30,632	2:37
The Plant That Only Grows in Central Tennessee	Jul 26, 2026	Short	30,818	2:56
Mowed Turfgrass Along the Interstate is Killing Us	Jul 24, 2026	Short	116,478	2:27
Granite "Balds" and Pitcher Plants in the Southeast	Jul 22, 2026	Short	36,884	3:00
One of the most ecologically important plants in Southern appalachee...	Jul 19, 2026	Short	97,580	2:52
Setting Fire to the Suburbs (for the sake of habitat)	Jul 17, 2026	Long-form	40,299	17:04
Using Fire to Restore Water to Land in the Midwest	Jul 16, 2026	Short	70,672	2:59
How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Chicago River	Jul 13, 2026	Long-form	55,020	35:18
Native Prairie Plants as Infrastructure in Rich Chicago Suburbs	Jul 12, 2026	Short	135,890	3:00
Return to Wolf Road Prairie	Jul 11, 2026	Long-form	57,884	32:11
Black-crowned Night Heron Eating a Rat on the Chicago River	Jul 10, 2026	Short	76,984	1:02
The Perfect Prairie Plant for Hot Spaces in the Midwest - Blazing Star (Liatris spicata)	Jul 8, 2026	Short	62,808	2:11
The Extinction of the Ft Worth Prairie	Jul 4, 2026	Long-form	49,468	53:34
Spiritually Depraved Developments in Ft. Worth : This Could Be Anywhere	Jul 3, 2026	Short	72,562	2:41

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As of 2026-10-27, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't has 538,000 subscribers, 42,308,499 total views, and 1,095 videos. It ranks #142,019 by subscribers among channels tracked by vidIQ.

Ranked #142,019 worldwide, #26,587 in United States and #5,781 in Education.

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