# Joseph's Machines: Latest YouTube Videos & Shorts

Markdown version of https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/ from vidIQ YouTube Stats. Link to that page, not to this file.

As of 2026-10-28, Joseph's Machines has 7,860,000 subscribers, 4,908,259,690 total views, and 229 videos. It ranks #4,455 by subscribers among channels tracked by vidIQ.

The most recent uploads from [Joseph's Machines](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/). Each video links to its own stats page. The page lists the rest of the channel's videos to signed-in vidIQ users.

## About this sample

- The latest upload vidIQ has for Joseph's Machines is “I created a machine to make my morning routine easier! Thanks @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh 🧼”, a Short published Oct 13, 2026.
- These are Joseph's Machines’s 48 most recent public uploads vidIQ has data for, published between Feb 14, 2024 and Oct 13, 2026 (7 long-form videos and 41 Shorts).
- Median views across these 48 uploads: 1,107,793. 24 videos are above that median and 24 below.
- Most viewed in the sample: “World’s first bed-making contraption @Silentnightbeds” (964,928,924 views, Mar 20, 2024). Least viewed: “A contraption that dresses me... in front of an audience!” (80,183 views, Oct 1, 2026).
- Median length: 1:53 for 7 long-form videos; 0:48 for 41 Shorts.
- In this sample, Joseph's Machines’s consecutive uploads were a median of 13 days apart (shortest gap 0 days, longest 122 days).
- Views are lifetime totals as of Oct 29, 2026, so newer uploads have had less time to collect them. These figures describe only the videos listed here, not the whole channel, and do not show why any video performed as it did. Dates are UTC.

## Recent uploads

| Video | Published (UTC) | Format | Views | Duration | Outlier score |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| [I created a machine to make my morning routine easier! Thanks @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh 🧼](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/QeT3Zd7io6w/) | 2026-10-13 | Short | 180,805 | 0:22 | 4.89x |
| [Thank you @silentnightbedsuk for this valuable addition to my modern lifestyle.](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/y_6vHCTXi_E/) | 2026-10-09 | Short | 749,426 | 0:20 | 18.61x |
| [A contraption that dresses me... in front of an audience!](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/tmlM6e71_9c/) | 2026-10-01 | Long-form | 80,183 | 14:54 | - |
| [I got dressed in Austria! Thanks @silentnightbedsuk for the bed and @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/ojmWBp8WaUY/) | 2026-09-15 | Short | 135,792,501 | 1:04 | >100x |
| [My top 10 animal cameos! Which one is your favourite?](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/5b2FBFWLEeU/) | 2026-09-04 | Short | 185,829 | 2:14 | - |
| [Don’t skip lunch!](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/89DXa6L_UYk/) | 2026-08-28 | Short | 230,790 | 1:25 | - |
| [Come watch me get dressed, LIVE! @arselectronica](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/9nzMDXi1wqk/) | 2026-08-21 | Short | 175,102 | 0:18 | - |
| [For more behind the scenes content join my free Substack! Go to josephsmachines.substack.com](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/kL8BtQZ89Kg/) | 2026-08-14 | Short | 212,941 | 2:18 | - |
| [With @AviationGin Cranberry Blood Orange the cocktails make themselves. #ad](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/EH8XINY6t4o/) | 2026-07-27 | Short | 105,263 | 0:22 | - |
| [I thought piano would be a relaxing hobby 🎹](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/AcYSEEm97zY/) | 2026-05-23 | Short | 359,866 | 0:48 | - |
| [Behind every smooth contraption there’s a handful of blooper-worthy takes @silentnightbedsuk](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/cqTIJ7X0UCU/) | 2026-04-08 | Short | 190,099 | 0:42 | - |
| [For anyone who’s ever lost a fight with a duvet cover. Thank you @silentnightbedsuk 🛏️](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/TlWDNjxYX-c/) | 2026-03-25 | Short | 91,651,518 | 0:41 | 18.29x |
| [💳 It all starts with a tap. Thanks @airwallex for keeping things moving.](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/BAYErtuHv6c/) | 2026-03-12 | Short | 12,581,336 | 1:12 | 2.51x |
| [3 January 2026](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/7JrJCFPdtL0/) | 2026-01-03 | Short | 273,529 | 1:04 | - |
| [Gifting a @barbour scarf just got a Gift-O-Matic upgrade. Wallace and Gromit would be proud!](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/B_3fKh8ZEes/) | 2025-12-15 | Short | 8,236,334 | 0:30 | 1.65x |
| [Let CoffeeB take the morning shift ☕️](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/K5UX346YmL0/) | 2025-12-12 | Short | 12,588,619 | 0:53 | 9.79x |
| [Warning: Do not try with inferior luggage. Proudly presenting CASETiFY Travel](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/42BmJ9tt-2w/) | 2025-12-10 | Short | 1,773,355 | 1:45 | 1.38x |
| [What really happens to your bags after drop off](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/1i5x5zk5seU/) | 2025-12-10 | Long-form | 2,020,591 | 1:48 | 2.29x |
| [This machine will haunt me forever. At least I’ve got @DrSquatch Halloween soap 🎃 🧼](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/Hs2EJyd-t3g/) | 2025-10-13 | Short | 400,038 | 0:59 | - |
| [My favourite Halloween tradition🧊⛓️‍💥 Thank you @DrSquatch for the Halloween soaps🎃](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/Fllq670UQJ8/) | 2025-10-06 | Short | 8,690,160 | 1:11 | 1.83x |
| [My machine is complex, but upgrading with @CeX is easy📱😎](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/p_TJyPcfCQI/) | 2025-09-08 | Short | 365,297 | 0:54 | - |
| [I swear that mop is out to get me! Thanks @DrSquatch for the Natural Body Wash AND the cover up 🙈](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/lSz9_IoArhI/) | 2025-07-03 | Short | 310,781 | 1:00 | - |
| [When you run out of body wash mid-shower. Thanks @DrSquatch for the Natural Body Wash](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/RuM52hyMbXs/) | 2025-06-26 | Short | 17,402,347 | 0:48 | 1.91x |
| [How close did I get? @Aardman.Official @WallaceAndGromitOfficial #wallaceandgromit #aardman](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/992tfhcgCew/) | 2025-05-21 | Short | 792,887 | 0:29 | - |
| [Childhood dream ✅ Cracking job, Gromit @WallaceAndGromitOfficial @Aardman.Official](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/usHAE40v1cg/) | 2025-05-06 | Short | 66,038,558 | 0:30 | 38.46x |
| [I made a Wallace & Gromit contraption in real life! - Joseph's Machines](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/Wv7WVaoJJ0Y/) | 2025-05-05 | Long-form | 1,158,414 | 9:35 | - |
| [Bloopers for the hand-washing machine made with @DrSquatch Total Moisture 🧼](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/96qvWzfjiK4/) | 2025-04-16 | Short | 476,384 | 1:06 | - |
| [Washing my hands is officially out of my hands thanks to @DrSquatch ’s Total Moisture Soap 🧼](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/9SdES-PPU4o/) | 2025-04-08 | Short | 27,278,397 | 0:55 | 23.69x |
| [LEGO Super Mario: Mario Kart race track. Let’s-a-go! #LEGO #ad #LEGOSuperMario #TheWorldisYourTrack](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/GMvD8Pnk9dE/) | 2025-03-21 | Short | 22,753,673 | 0:58 | 19.76x |
| [I Created a Real Life Mario Kart Race](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/cybSLWd0MH4/) | 2025-03-20 | Long-form | 452,187 | 1:53 | 0.7x |
| [Watch this free video diary and more on my Substack! Link in bio](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/KOGlHzCsiak/) | 2025-02-26 | Short | 503,349 | 0:26 | - |
| [Glass washing contraption](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/nFxJoRZRYec/) | 2025-01-09 | Short | 680,654 | 0:23 | - |
| [Dog washes dishes](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/5wF6u-nTvHc/) | 2024-12-22 | Short | 775,521 | 0:14 | - |
| [Automatic plate cleaner #lifedevice](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/cjIHVG0nGB8/) | 2024-12-17 | Short | 56,877,371 | 0:59 | 1.76x |
| [Automatic Dish-Cleaning Contraption \| Joseph's Machines](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/iM0wmhwCP-Y/) | 2024-12-15 | Long-form | 218,222 | 2:55 | - |
| [Joseph's Machines Channel Trailer](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/D4nfDMOtMck/) | 2024-11-07 | Long-form | 234,222 | 1:24 | - |
| [Sky TV feels like getting scooped up by a comfy chair... but telly.#LikeThisButTelly @HelloSky](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/7VXwvwr2Myk/) | 2024-11-01 | Short | 1,246,104 | 0:24 | - |
| [When your partner takes up the whole bed @silentnightbedsuk](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/qh82ul2uirc/) | 2024-10-29 | Short | 2,188,066 | 0:43 | - |
| [A shorter version of my snooze machine - for people who are always late for work.@Casetify](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/8aZYTqitthU/) | 2024-10-21 | Short | 1,057,171 | 0:16 | - |
| [Here’s a little peak at all the chaos and craziness on the day of the @Casetify shoot! #letsbounce](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/urcX05SFVVc/) | 2024-10-11 | Short | 724,828 | 0:32 | - |
| [The Ultimate Snooze Machine 2.0 \| Joseph's Machines](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/2U0BmR6B8fI/) | 2024-10-07 | Long-form | 2,929,729 | 1:15 | 2.62x |
| [The ultimate snooze machine! Made possible by the all new Bounce Case from @Casetify](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/HAU0i8OT1Rw/) | 2024-10-04 | Short | 74,543,917 | 1:01 | 0.87x |
| [Thanks to @DrSquatch for the soap and shampoo that made this video possible!](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/d1wlYcG4Q5o/) | 2024-08-29 | Short | 152,818,974 | 0:34 | 2.9x |
| [Automatic card dealer #lifedevice](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/hdGLPXzfxL4/) | 2024-04-29 | Short | 7,837,238 | 0:18 | 1.31x |
| [Bloopers from my bed-maker](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/giTJTMCuKFQ/) | 2024-04-03 | Short | 434,443,286 | 1:01 | 81.6x |
| [World’s first bed-making contraption @Silentnightbeds](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/Ose-4ajilmI/) | 2024-03-20 | Short | 964,928,924 | 0:36 | >100x |
| [Sneaky snails #chainreaction](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/qxFViii9HyQ/) | 2024-03-08 | Short | 4,118,208 | 0:26 | 0.8x |
| [Valentine’s Machine - PART 2](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@josephsmachines/videos/AqfXDT837OY/) | 2024-02-14 | Short | 97,704,090 | 1:01 | - |

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