# Anything Goes With James English: Latest YouTube Videos & Shorts

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As of 2026-10-29, Anything Goes With James English has 807,000 subscribers, 244,703,663 total views, and 2,256 videos. It ranks #93,024 by subscribers among channels tracked by vidIQ.

The most recent uploads from [Anything Goes With James English](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/). Each video links to its own stats page. The page lists the rest of the channel's videos to signed-in vidIQ users.

## About this sample

- The latest upload vidIQ has for Anything Goes With James English is “Best training session I was ever involved in was the morning after we got beat five one”, a Short published Oct 28, 2026.
- These are Anything Goes With James English’s 48 most recent public uploads vidIQ has data for, published between Oct 13, 2026 and Oct 28, 2026 (2 long-form videos and 46 Shorts).
- Median views across these 48 uploads: 34,082. 24 videos are above that median and 24 below.
- Most viewed in the sample: “Toughest football firm we ever came up against” (115,253 views, Oct 18, 2026). Least viewed: “Best training session I was ever involved in was the morning after we got beat five one” (3,831 views, Oct 28, 2026).
- Median length: 1:32 for 46 Shorts.
- In this sample, Anything Goes With James English’s consecutive uploads were a median of 0 days apart (shortest gap 0 days, longest 1 day).
- Views are lifetime totals as of Oct 29, 2026, so newer uploads have had less time to collect them. These figures describe only the videos listed here, not the whole channel, and do not show why any video performed as it did. Dates are UTC.

## Recent uploads

| Video | Published (UTC) | Format | Views | Duration | Outlier score |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| [Best training session I was ever involved in was the morning after we got beat five one](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/vyG7WTHhbkk/) | 2026-10-28 | Short | 3,831 | 1:39 | - |
| [I could name 10 footballers my ex-wife had been with](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/h1MjTdPeVuA/) | 2026-10-28 | Short | 27,065 | 1:09 | 1.88x |
| [Gamest football firms are the little towns where a row is all they've got on a Saturday](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/NvTQ34YiCC0/) | 2026-10-28 | Short | 15,025 | 1:10 | - |
| [Kept a toothbrush with razor blades melted into it under my pillow in Barlinnie](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/sXyFDKIuQKs/) | 2026-10-27 | Short | 15,810 | 2:44 | - |
| [Me and Danny Dyer were treated like rock stars until nobody would work with me](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/n5SiuK298dY/) | 2026-10-27 | Short | 60,280 | 1:57 | 3.01x |
| [Turned down Dapper Laughs money and took my seventy eight year old dads savings instead](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/OB_aoD2uhJk/) | 2026-10-27 | Short | 14,109 | 1:32 | - |
| [Prince Harry called me a sad little man in his own book](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/_u4JKaK-E2U/) | 2026-10-26 | Short | 9,694 | 1:23 | - |
| [My wife called the police on a man kicking our car and they let him go](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/2YYpm0krfcw/) | 2026-10-26 | Short | 21,246 | 1:47 | - |
| [Katie Price and Peter Andre were into cage fighting and when they split she went and got one](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/GrzFI5s0wsk/) | 2026-10-26 | Short | 29,139 | 1:07 | 1.16x |
| [How strong is Charles Bronson](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/C3Hf5EuZyR0/) | 2026-10-25 | Short | 42,748 | 1:21 | 1.34x |
| [Footballers coming in wanting privacy is why I have a VIP floor upstairs](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/i5nTxzod4Gc/) | 2026-10-25 | Short | 14,108 | 1:24 | - |
| [The hospital told me my hair extensions had saved my life, I was that close to the jugular](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/ZFR5xuHVWUs/) | 2026-10-25 | Short | 8,524 | 1:49 | - |
| [How dangerous Craig Rolfe really was](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/88jlv9LozAI/) | 2026-10-24 | Short | 69,774 | 1:11 | 2.04x |
| [Worst thing I ever saw as an NHS midwife](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/2H4ISumlmNM/) | 2026-10-24 | Short | 26,952 | 1:58 | - |
| [I knew Tam McGraw was a grass](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/QUQEuPOYYeY/) | 2026-10-24 | Short | 40,091 | 1:31 | 1.04x |
| [Football hooligans who wait till one in the morning to batter drunks are not hard](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/kMIBJjR_ZuI/) | 2026-10-23 | Short | 11,933 | 1:16 | - |
| [Dave Courtney never paid a single one of us for guarding Ronnie Kray's funeral](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/FxM80oiBVjs/) | 2026-10-23 | Short | 68,830 | 1:28 | 1.69x |
| [Copper next door would not go through the broken glass while my wife was being killed](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/IP16q6VwpvM/) | 2026-10-23 | Short | 18,017 | 1:43 | - |
| [Glasgow gangster turned down bail because he feared the police would kill him](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/8v9xu-MyjuQ/) | 2026-10-22 | Short | 12,142 | 1:50 | - |
| [My dad guaranteed my first mortgage on a handshake with nothing on paper](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/_ioh4tRefm4/) | 2026-10-22 | Short | 53,355 | 1:15 | 1.26x |
| [On SAS selection the next stop is when someone drops](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/7jsMpLb0gSI/) | 2026-10-22 | Short | 8,279 | 1:57 | - |
| ["They Threw Acid in My Face… But I Was the Wrong Man"](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/LQtD8ytVzOU/) | 2026-10-21 | Long-form | 49,015 | 1:22:48 | - |
| [Told my manager I had probably forgotten more about football than he would ever know](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/cUBvi4St75Y/) | 2026-10-21 | Short | 72,498 | 1:40 | 1.68x |
| [Man who worked for the A-Team punched my barman over a bottle of champagne](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/7IDez2eZgoc/) | 2026-10-21 | Short | 42,118 | 2:03 | 1.06x |
| [Kevin Lane invited me to the pub in his prison cell](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/hNc1yWYY1aA/) | 2026-10-21 | Short | 44,672 | 1:09 | 1.09x |
| [I believe Hitler was never killed and survived for many years](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/HaOHNfdGhFA/) | 2026-10-20 | Short | 4,958 | 1:26 | - |
| [The actor who played me in Rise of the Footsoldier can never play me again](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/gFPIOl3dH8Y/) | 2026-10-20 | Short | 49,959 | 1:04 | 1.46x |
| [Sold my soul and nothing worked until I found an old fella in Crewe](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/EJNfSIH69zo/) | 2026-10-20 | Short | 37,411 | 2:15 | 1.3x |
| [Walked off the Rangers training pitch and told the man who signed me the manager was a clown](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/67wgQBhVUZU/) | 2026-10-19 | Short | 110,632 | 1:22 | 4.53x |
| [A soldier I know met five foot tall ant people under Florida](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/eAcEWsMHkPs/) | 2026-10-19 | Short | 4,293 | 2:36 | - |
| [The IRA held a kangaroo court on me in prison](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/r4yIq1NJDEg/) | 2026-10-19 | Short | 31,330 | 1:40 | 1.08x |
| [Toughest football firm we ever came up against](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/oqYvMZ8W9GY/) | 2026-10-18 | Short | 115,253 | 1:16 | 2.65x |
| [Princess Diana told me she was moving to America and I was going out to protect her](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/3FrfhTEQUQ8/) | 2026-10-18 | Short | 11,072 | 1:11 | - |
| [Went to the bank for a loan and found out I was not a partner in my own gym](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/qsovNorUtc0/) | 2026-10-18 | Short | 74,274 | 1:15 | 1.63x |
| [Drank the coffee a stranger left on my bonnet and knew straight away I had been poisoned](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/EZmQzjF8KZY/) | 2026-10-17 | Short | 22,227 | 2:37 | - |
| [Arthur Thompson's son recruited me across a pub and my own dad warned me to stay away](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/I1yalMZCAX4/) | 2026-10-17 | Short | 16,174 | 2:00 | - |
| [IRA man on remand for the Heathrow mortar attack asked me for hair dye](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/jIZzeD3YPrQ/) | 2026-10-17 | Short | 27,098 | 1:40 | - |
| [I believe Marilyn Monroe was murdered](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/i4SPS0LING4/) | 2026-10-16 | Short | 4,738 | 2:26 | - |
| [Borrowed 25 grand off a mate and lost it the next day](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/AMzNqA-qi8k/) | 2026-10-16 | Short | 59,664 | 1:13 | 1.03x |
| [Middlesbrough chasing Everton back to the bus on Boxing Day](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/B9-9VrYid0Q/) | 2026-10-16 | Short | 83,309 | 2:05 | 1.51x |
| [The Satanic Model Industry - Darkness Behind the Glamour](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/iDj-sh9Qo0k/) | 2026-10-15 | Long-form | 42,838 | 2:14:24 | - |
| [Three old men gave me one last job and said I would never work in the industry again](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/CUpzyP32b18/) | 2026-10-15 | Short | 74,874 | 1:57 | 1.44x |
| [Undercover cop flew to Turkey to confront the man taking money off his wife](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/IAkm3PERsu4/) | 2026-10-15 | Short | 36,833 | 2:13 | - |
| [Bailiff took my gym at six in the morning with everything I owned inside it](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/eiq0Ns619eo/) | 2026-10-15 | Short | 54,091 | 1:32 | 1.05x |
| [Came home to a dictaphone on the Christmas presents saying play me](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/bLag2R57JUI/) | 2026-10-14 | Short | 49,074 | 1:04 | - |
| [Bob Hoskins told a film crew to send everyone home and walked off set](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/IfQsNioovWQ/) | 2026-10-14 | Short | 98,001 | 1:32 | 1.31x |
| [Belmarsh search team came in my cell the night before I was going home](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/me7mm98W8W8/) | 2026-10-14 | Short | 56,573 | 1:13 | - |
| [I believe UFOs split two warships in half in Antarctica](https://vidiq.com/youtube-stats/channel/@jamesenglish/videos/DaL7qfymDqY/) | 2026-10-13 | Short | 10,473 | 2:17 | - |

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